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| March 4, 2011 |
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Q: Dear Mistress Didi,
i
dread the holidays as Master's sisters come to dinner and completely
disrupt His household. Master has expressed His desire to
address their behavior and has commanded this task to me.
Since i would never dare to tell Master's family what to do, i
humbly ask for any advice You can give! With much gratitude, pf
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| Dear pf,
Here is a blog post I wrote recently
that should be exactly what you're looking for! I suggest that
you offer this to your Master and that the two of you can figure out
a way to "adapt" it to suit your needs. Best of luck!
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Throughout this season of ... cheer,
I permitted a few people into My humble home and was appalled by
their complete lack of manners. I NEVER say,
"make yourself at home" for a reason: the right to consider My
home your home requires bill payments and TREMENDOUS amounts of
feats of worthiness.
Since it
appears that parents have completely failed to provide any
social-grace education to their offspring over the past 40 or so
years, here's a quick list of How Not To Offend Your
Hostess/Host. By all means, pass this information on to
YOUR friends and relatives, especially the younger generations.
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Sit down and stay
seated. DO NOT GIVE YOURSELF A TOUR OF THE
HOSTESS' DOMAIN. A person's home is NOT a museum. If
you wish to see the domicile, ASK for a tour and respect
the answer given to you.
Also, DO NOT choose to pick
up items to inspect them. This is offensive to the
Hostess' personal space. If you are too bored with your
own company to be left alone for the few moments it
takes for the Hostess to go to the bathroom to urinate,
bring a magazine when you visit so that you can amuse
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Bathroom Hygiene.
The fact that I have cause to write this disgusts Me,
but mothers need slaps right across their faces - and
not in a happy-fun way - for not training their children
in cleanliness from early childhood. There is NO reason
for anyone to leave urine on the toilet seat or the
floor!
Step 1: Lift the toiled seat
BEFORE using the toilet.
Step 2: Use toilet tissue to
wipe the rim and inspect the floor to ensure that it is
waste-free.
Step 3: WASH YOUR HANDS when
done.
And WASH YOUR HANDS when you
come in from the street. If you do not physically go to
the bathroom to do so, carry hand sanitizer in case the
Hostess does not offer it to you. AND if the Hostess
offers, use it. |
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CALL before going to
a person's home. Don't think it's OK to drop
by. I recently left someone in the hallway who
foolishly thought I would open the door to My apartment
because she was in the neighborhood. I told her that
the same way she thinks to call Me to complain about her
stupid husband, she should think to call to ask if she
can come to My home. In this era of instant
communication, there is no reason not to offer the
courtesy of a text or phone call. |
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NO MEANS NO.
When I say that I do not want you to clear the table,
wash My dishes, or help Me, I mean it. A recent
offender received 5 stitches for disrespecting My wishes
in My home by deciding to help himself to a glass from
My kitchen cabinet and broke a glass bowl with is
forehead as it fell onto him. I honestly expressed My
anger that he dared to even enter My kitchen, that his
head broke My beautiful bowl (and he owes Me a new one),
and that he bled on My kitchen floor. When I say My
home is booby-trapped, I mean it. |
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Use a napkin, plate,
utensils, chew quietly with your mouth closed, and don't
speak with your mouth full of food.
Seriously, does no one tell these people that their
table manners are atrocious? Really? Pigs eat at
troughs for a reason. I do not wish to:
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hear you smack your lips
or slurp your liquids
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see the food being
chewed in your mouth
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have you drop crumbs all
over My apartment
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have you wipe your hands
on My furnishings or your clothing
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scrape your utensils
against your teeth
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sing, hum, dance at the
table
It always amazes Me that all
these people who want to be in "control" don't even have
basic control of their own awareness and physicality to
eat like civilized human beings... Yet, they will be the
first to express disdain about someone else's civility.
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The BEST gift one can give is
the gift of respect and good manners. By all means, take a
refresher course and pass this info along - especially to the
generations coming behind you. For more resources on manners, visit
the
where you can also find
information on
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What Prompted This Post
I would like to say that I had a
marvelous Christmas, but the rudeness of all of the incredibly,
self-absorbed people who chose their excitement over common
courtesy, intelligence, and respect for anyone else seriously
disrupted My Peace on Earth. I had an incredibly stressful
Christmas Eve dealing with yet another relative being rushed to the
hospital in serious condition (relatives in hospitals now up to
6) and I did NOT appreciate someone texting Me at 12:01 AM on
December 25th because it was now Christmas. I also really did NOT
appreciate the persons who chose to text Me at 8:30am, 9:00am,
9:02am and 9:15am to wish Me a Merry Christmas - and especially on a
Saturday morning. I have STRICT contact times - which are
between 12:00 NOON and 9pm ONLY - for very good reasons -
one of them being that I am the emergency contact for all these
hospitalized relatives, so I cannot turn off My phone. The fact
that it is Christmas - a holiday that I respect but have no
affiliation with - does NOT change anything. Besides what I wrote
above, the decision of people to have their fun at My expense is why
I chose to give this gift to assist Us all in remembering to mind
Our manners. |
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